Love Island · Big Brother · The Traitors · Married At First Sight · The genre that will not die
Let me tell you what reality TV actually is. It is people on their worst day, filmed by someone paid to make them look worse still, edited by a room full of producers whose job is to find the fight and cut everything else out. That is the product. That is the whole product. Everything else is marketing.
The defence you hear most often is that it is entertainment. It is not entertainment. Entertainment used to mean the writers wrote something, the actors performed it, the audience turned up and clapped. Reality TV means the producers set the trap, the cast falls in, and we film the injury. Then we sell yoghurt against it.
Look at what these shows reward. Not skill. Not craft. Not the years of work a real actor puts into a scene. They reward volume. The loudest voice in the villa. The one who cries best on cue. The one who will start the fight the producers need for the mid-season promo. That is not casting, that is recruitment for a public breakdown.
And the aftermath. Four Love Island contestants have taken their own lives since 2018. Four. If a room I ran had that kind of body count I would be shut down by the licensing board before the year was out. But because it is ITV or Channel 4 or whichever streamer bought the format, we call it a genre and give it a summer slot. That is not a business. That is a licensing failure with a soundtrack.
The industry that made The Sopranos, The Wire, Breaking Bad, shows that took eight, ten years off writers' lives to make properly, that same industry now spends its budget on twelve people in swimsuits and a re-coupling ceremony. Cancel the lot of it. Put a scripted comedy in the slot instead. The audience will find their way. They always do.
The other half
The dismissal is the easy move. It has always been the easy move. Every generation of critic thinks the current popular thing is the one that finally broke television, and every generation has been wrong. The sneer directed at Love Island in 2024 is the same sneer that was directed at soap opera in 1985, at the variety show before that, and at the novel itself before there was a television to look down on.
What Love Island actually is, if you watch it with any patience, is a serialised character drama with a rotating ensemble, filmed live, with the audience holding one of the editorial keys. It is genuinely one of the more formally interesting things happening on screen. The fact that the characters wear less clothing than the characters in Succession does not make it a lesser text. It makes it a different text, being read by a different audience, in a different register.
The craft argument, that scripted television is craft and reality TV is not, collapses the moment you look at how the shows are actually made. There are showrunners. There are story producers. There are edit suites in Manchester and Los Angeles running twenty-hour days shaping arcs across a twelve-week broadcast. That is craft. It is exactly craft, applied to non-fiction footage instead of a script, and the industry pretending otherwise is the same pretence Hollywood used to sneer at television before television made everyone rich.
On the welfare point, which is real, which is serious, which nobody serious should wave away, the answer is a duty-of-care standard written into every commission, not the abolition of the form. Scripted television has its own body count. So does music. So does theatre. The response to a workplace that is failing its people is a better workplace, not the closure of the industry.
And the sneering, the sneering is the ugliest part of the argument. Forty million people worldwide watch these shows. Mostly women. Mostly young. Their taste is not the enemy of good television. Their taste is what pays for the eight-year scripted drama the critics all love. Without the ITV cash cow, there is no ITVX platform for the smaller, weirder shows to live on. Renewed. And renewed properly, with the care attached.
The verdict
Strip both halves of their heat and the same question sits underneath. Reality TV is not really being judged on whether it is craft or slop. It is being judged on who it is for. The operator's critique is a legitimate reading. The insider's defence is a legitimate reading. The answer is neither the total condemnation nor the full absolution.
The genre has grown up faster than the criticism around it has. The Traitors is not Love Island 2016. Married At First Sight is not Big Brother 2001. Reality TV has splintered into a dozen sub-forms and each one has its own centre of gravity, its own audience, its own craft. Treating it as one lump is like treating film as one lump.
The duty-of-care question is real, and cannot be answered with a helpline and a press release. That has to be a licensing standard, enforced. The cultural argument, that reality TV is coarsening the audience, has been made about every popular form since penny dreadfuls in the 1830s. It has been wrong every time. It is probably wrong this time too. And even if it were right, banning the genre would not fix it.
Renewed, with conditions. That is usually the sign of the correct answer, both sides half-satisfied, neither side vindicated.